Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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