dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
She has the best kind of daddy issues
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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