It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
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