You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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