So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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