You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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