How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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