Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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