She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
