Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I supernannyed him into submission
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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