"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
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