Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
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