East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
