I'm drive I can fine osifer
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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