she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
How external is "for external use only"?
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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