She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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