i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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