We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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