so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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