i don't like sucking hair
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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