The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Randomize
