Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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