On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize