you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
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