Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Randomize
