$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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