honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
