I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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