Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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