I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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