can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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