Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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