Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Dick very happy bro
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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