Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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