I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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