that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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