ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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