i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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