just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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