Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
So apparently I’m into choking now
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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