New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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