Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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