id be glad to
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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