I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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