Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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