the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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