yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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