Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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