She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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