did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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