Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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