How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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